"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be the President of the United States."
- George W. Bush in his commencement address at Yale in 2001
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
- Churchill's reply to Lady Astor