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10-12-2009, 10:16 PM
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سألوه ليش؟
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قال لهم مشكورين البيت قريب
مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟
عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم
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دعاء محشش : يارب يصير رمضان مثل كاس العالم كل 4 سنوات وكل مرة في بلد
مدرس سأل طالب: شو جوز الهند بالانجليزي؟
رد عليه: كوكو نت..
قالهالمدرس شاطر ، حطها في جملة مفيدة،
رد عليه:
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بخيل كتب على باب بيته عبارة
لا تدقو الجرس ..أنا بفتح الباب كل 5 دقايق
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بدوي مرته ولدت توأم حلف على الدكتور الا ياخذ واحد منهم
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بنغالي عمل كراج مانجح ليييش؟
مسوي الكراج في الطابق الثاني
بدوية أشترت عطر رجالي سألها أبوها: ليش مشترية عطر رجالي
قالت له: حرمتونا منهم وبدكم تحرمونا من ريحتهم كمان
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بدوي راح المدينة شاف جسور
قال : الله يعز الحكومة رفعت الشوارع عن الأطفال!!!!! ؟
مصري وقعت فلوسه من الشباك ولما نزل ما لقاهم ليش؟!
وصل قبل الفلوس
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محشش صدم شرطي... ومات الشرطي!!!!
المحشش راح واتصل على 999
وقال لهم: حبيت أقول لكم انكم صرتوا 998
مدرس يسال التلميذ ليش جاي متاخر ؟؟؟
قال : ابوي بيضرب اخوي!!!
قاله وانت مالك ؟؟
قال بيضربه بشبشبي!!!
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